Summary: | "Excuse me Mrs. Swartz, could you tell us how you feel about oil heat?" Mrs. Swartz: "Oil heat? Oh! Well, I think oil heat is wonderful. See I am showering in this delightful hot water. All I want. All I can use. And I know for a fact that only oil heat can give me so much so fast and it's so dependable. And I got my dishwasher going, my washer going. Hehehe ... still plenty of hot ... hot ... hot water! Haha ... Whoops, I dropped my soap. You know, everybody, all my friends wouldn't think of buying a house unless it was heated by oil. Oh! Everybody thinks it's so dependable. Dependable hot water and dependable comfortable heating in every room in my house."--Transcript.
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